the Bride of the Atom!
Épater le bougeois.
....a woman of super strength and beauty...
...5642184386743711267719484615400743644844...
...veil of space with coloured emblems on its field. Hold hard. Coloured on a flat: yes, that's right. Flat I see, then think distance, near, far, flat I see, east, back. Ah, see now. Falls back suddenly, frozen in stereoscope. Click does the trick.[Joyce: Ulysses: ]
20000 Leagues Under The Sea
2001: A Space Odyssey
2046
26 Bathrooms:
Hits and misses
Voodoo child
32 Short Films About Glenn Gould
The 400 Blows:
Dancing on the bar
Booger nights
54
8 1/2
976-EVIL 2
A-whaling for to go (10/11/06)
A./V.
About to burst into French.
Abre Los Ojos
Absolute Power
The accidental tourist.
Ace In The Hole
The Acid Eaters
Action of the Fingers, the Hand quiet
Adrenaline
The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen:
Putting on the hits
Essays in blockbusting
The Adventures Of Rocky And Bullwinkle
The Aeniad
After Hours
After.
The age of Eisenhower (2/11/01)
Age of faith (8/10/98)
The Age Of Innocence
Aguirre, The Wrath of God:
Art as extreme sport
Way, way over the top
Air Force One
Air
Airplane
The Alamo
Alexander Nevsky
Alien From L.A.
Alien Resurrection:
Haste makes waste
What happens in Vegas
Essays in blockbusting
Alien:
Web pages
Here comes everybody
Roach motel on planet hell
Father Time, Mother Night
Aliens
All thawed out.
All The Presidents Men
All The Right Moves
All Tomorrows Parties
All you need for a movie is a girl and a grail.
Almost Famous
Alphaville:
Flying fool
A strange adventure of Lemmy Caution
Also Sprach Zarathustra:
Mehr Licht
The happiest dog in the world
Amateur
The Amazing Transparent Man
Amazon Women On The Moon:
Die Jungfrau von Orleans
Will work for food [albeit not qualified to eat]
American Bandstand
American Beauty
American Cinematographer
The American Friend
American Graffiti
American Movie
American Pie
American Psycho
American Scientist
American Strays
American Vampire
American Virgin
Americans falling from the sky?
Among friends.
Anaconda (6/5/97)
Analyze This
Anatomy
And dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out (1/20/09)
And this, too, has been one of the dark places on the earth.
Angel Heart
Angela (3/25/95)
Angels & Demons
Angels and ministers of grace (12/19/00)
Angels hard as they come (6/27/03)
Animal Crackers
Annie Hall:
Reuben and the Jets
Surfin samurai
A nerd in full
Another day at the office.
Another story you can tell against me (4/1/08)
Antiquarian pursuits (11/19/04)
Antithesis.
Antitrust
Antz (10/28/98)
Antz
Any Given Sunday
Apocalypse Now
Apologia (7/6/97)
Appalachian Spring
Appendix
April fool (4/1/97)
Arcadia
The Arena
Argument of the work
The Aristocrats
Armageddon:
Rocket scientists
A prayer for Carroll Shelby
More life and times
Holes in space
Essays in blockbusting
Armour Of God
Art and life (8/25/94)
Art as extreme sport (12/7/00)
The Art Of War
As Dante put it, then
As the soul becomes enlightened...it takes the beautiful shape of the dove.
Ashes Of Time
Aspiring screwball.
Assault of the Killer Bimbos
The Astounding She-Monster
The Astral Factor
The Astro-Zombies
At Halloween that year
At interludes
At play in the fields of the Lord.
At the home of the Big Boy
At war with appearance.
Athena Masseys body parts (7/13/01)
Atlas Shrugged
Atomic Submarine
Attack of the giant dildo
Attack Of The Giant Leeches
Attack Of The Sixty Foot Centerfold
Auch Zwerge Haben Klein Angefangen
Auden
An audible silence (7/31/99)
Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Author
B. Monkey
Babe: Pig In The City
Babes in the woods (10/5/06)
Babes with big lips (1/5/96)
Baby, its cold outside.
The Bachelor
Back to Bedrock.
Back To The Beach
Back to the future.
Backlit.
Bad Boys
Bad Girls From Mars
Bad Timing
Badlands
Bail Jumper
Bakers dozen (2/21/01)
Ball buster.
Bananas
Bang bang, her baby shot her down (10/18/03)
The Bank Dick
Barb Wire:
The cruelest month
Way, way over the top
Barbarella
Barbarian Queen
Barcelona
Bare Tits Project
The Bare Wench Project:
A prayer for Carroll Shelby
A nerd in full
Baron Munchausen
Barry Lyndon
Barthelme (4/1/02)
Basic Instinct Two
Basic Instinct:
Le petit soldat
Rock and roll fantasy
Hours of idleness
Batman
Battered but uncowed.
Battle Queen 2020
Battlefield Earth:
Me, Myself, and Samuel L. Jackson
Father Time, Mother Night
Angels and ministers of grace
The Battleship Potemkin
Baudelaire, at dinner with his friends [slowly uncrossing his legs, Enid Starkie suggests, with a languid air]: Dont you think that the cheese theyve given us this evening has a faint taste of childs brain?
Baywatch
Be Cool
Be true to your school (2/8/07)
Beach babe falls for syphilitic philosopher (12/18/94)
Beach Blanket Bloodsucker
Beach Blanket Moby
The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms
The Beast
Beau Brummels (9/23/04)
Beautiful dreamers.
Beautiful Girls
A Beautiful Mind
A beautiful mindfuck (6/10/06)
Bedazzled
Bees
Before Sunrise (2/5/95)
Before.
Behind bars.
Being John Malkovich
Ben-Hur
Benjamin Fondane
Beowulf:
Bakers dozen
Love among the ruins
Old English
Berlin Alexanderplatz (5/2/00)
Besieged
Best In Show
The Betsy
A Better Tomorrow 0.7
A Better Tomorrow II
A Better Tomorrow III
A Better Tomorrow
Beverly Hills Cop
Beverly Hills Ninja
Beyond The Pink Flamingo
Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls
Biathanatos
Big Bad Mama
Big bird.
The Big Blue
The Big Carnival
The Big Clock
The Big Doll House
The Big Hit
The Big Lebowski
Big Lee Marvin fan.
The Big Nowhere
The Big Picture
The Big Sleep
Big Trouble:
Lalpe dwheeze
Nuking the whales
The bigger they are, the harder they fall (6/21/03)
Bikini Bandits
Bill and Teds Excellent Lobotomy
Bill, The Galactic Hero
Bimbo Cheerleaders From Outer Space
The Birds
The Birth of a Nation:
Here comes everybody
More life and times
Falling bodies
Bitch From Louisiana
Black art deco (5/21/02)
The Black Cloud
Black ice (12/23/02)
Black Mask
The Black Path Of Fear
Black Sunday
Black Widow
Blade Runner:
Too many notes
Smoke gets in your eyes
Falling bodies
Blade
Blair Witch Project
The Blair Witch Project
Blame it on the Casanova (8/6/99)
Blast From The Past:
A perfectly splendid little war
Hits and misses
Blast Off Girls
Blazing Saddles:
Tempus fugit
A prayer for Carroll Shelby
Christmas in Hong Kong
The blonde wig is so bogus.
Blooddolls
Blowup:
Mehr Licht
Godard in the Balkans
The Blue Light
Blue Velvet:
Me, Myself, and Samuel L. Jackson
Angels and ministers of grace
A blues
Bob, Carol, Ted, Alice (5/31/01)
Bobo.
Body And Soul
La Bohème
Bohemian Lisp
Boiler Room
The Bone Collector
Bonfire Of The Vanities
Boobs and farts (1/4/01)
Booger nights (11/10/98)
Boogie Boy
The Book Of Life
Das Boot:
The tears of a clone
Essays in blockbusting
Borat! : Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Bottle Rocket
Boulder Daily Camera
Bourbon and tears
A bovinity that shapes our ends (3/30/01)
Bowfinger
Boxing Helena
A boy and his dog.
Boys Dont Cry:
Flying fool
The end of the world as we know it
Boys meet girl (2/28/01)
The boys.
The Brain from Planet Arous
Bram Stokers Burial of the Rats
Brazil
The Breakfast Club Versus The Puppet Masters
Breakfast of Champions
Breast Men
Breathless:
Father Time, Mother Night
The cruelest month
Bride Of Chucky
Bride Of The Monster
Bride of Wittgenstein
Bright Lights, Big City
Bringing Out The Dead:
Through the looking glass
A prayer for Carroll Shelby
Britannia Hospital
The Brothers Grimm
Bubba
Buck Rogers
Bucket Of Blood
A Bucket Of Blood
Buffalo 66
Buffalo Stampede
Bug Buster
A Bugs Life
Buns of steel.
Burial of the Rats
Burn Hollywood Burn:
Me, Myself, and Samuel L. Jackson
Hours of idleness
Essays in blockbusting
Burning love (6/15/99)
The burning man.
Business Week
Busting loose (7/27/01)
But Ill go you one better if youve got the nerve (2/16/07)
Butch Cassidy
Butterfly
The Cabinet of Doctor Caligari:
Surfin samurai
Pigs and Nazis
Cops and robbers
Caged Heat
California
Caligula
Camera
Camille 2000
Cant find his ass with both hands.
Candy Stripe Nurses
Candy
Cannes do.
Cannibal Island
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
Cannibal. The Musical
Canterbury Tales
Cape Fear
The capital of pain.
Caracara
Careful
The Carpetbaggers
Casablanca
The case for Mars (8/8/00)
Casino Royale
Casino
Cassidy proposes.
Catch-22:
Through the looking glass
Voodoo child
Catrina
Catwomen of the Moon
Cause.
Cave girl of the pampas (11/7/01)
Cave Girl
Cecil B. DeMented:
Far from Kansas
Dancing on the bar
The Celebration
Celebrity:
Holiday cheer
Dancing on the bar
Celerity journalism
The Cell
Chain Reaction
Changing the Fingers on one and the same Key
The chariest maid is prodigal enough (1/6/01)
Charlies Angels: Full Throttle
Charlies Angels
Charmed
The Chicago Sun-Times
Chicago Sun-Times
Chicks dig the skull.
Chicks rule (7/28/01)
Un chien andalou
Child Bride
Chimeras
Chinatown
Chinese Box
A Chinese Ghost Story Three
A Chinese Ghost Story
Chopper
The Chosen One: Legend of the Raven
Christian
Christmas in Hong Kong (12/30/98)
Christmas song (12/24/96)
Chungking Express:
Rauchen verboten
Mysteries of Hong Kong
Citizen Goya (2/11/01)
Citizen Kane:
A prayer for Carroll Shelby
Cut and paste
City Of Angels
City Of Industry
City of Lost Children
A Civil Action:
A nerd in full
Six hundred thirty four blowjobs in five days
Claritas
Clay Pigeons
Clean machine.
Clearness in broken Chords
Clearness in Rapidity
Cliffhanger:
Rocks in their heads
Desperate living
Close Encounters
Clothes make the man.
Clutch Cargo
Cobra Verde:
The tears of a clone
Art as extreme sport
Cockney bull (1/19/01)
The cohomology of a nonabelian gauge
Collateral Damage
Colliers
The Color of Money
Comatose but argumentative.
Come fly with me (4/11/06)
Come on, you apes! You want to live forever?
Coming of age in Samoa (6/27/06)
Commando
Comment Je Me Suis Disputé (ma vie sexuelle)
Committed
Commutative diagrams
Compactness
Computer Power And Human Reason
Con Air (6/29/97)
Con Air:
A prayer for Carroll Shelby
Holes in space
Dancing on the bar
Con Air
Conan:
Bakers dozen
Dialing for dollars
Conceiving Ada
Concluding Unscientific Postscript.
Confessions of an amateur Frankenstein
Confessions Of Sorority Girls
Confessions
Confidentially Yours
The Conformist
Congo
Conniver.
The Conquest of Space:
Lalpe dwheeze
The case for Mars
Contact:
Journey to the center of the mind
Angels and ministers of grace
The Contrapositive Of Rock And Roll
A conversation
The Conversation
Conversations on the plurality of worlds (2/14/98)
Cookies Fortune
Cool Hand Luke
Cool.
Copacabana
Cops and robbers (2/3/99)
Corman Retrospective, Volume One
Correction and amplification (5/4/96)
The Corruptor
Counr Dogs letter of recommendation
The court of Phillipo, Duke of Bohemia
The courtier.
Coven
Coyote Ugly:
Dancing on the bar
No, really
Crash
The Creature From The Black Lagoon:
Smoke gets in your eyes
A nerd in full
The creature from the graveyard shift
Creature From The Haunted Sea
Creatures The World Forgot
The criminal and what is related to him
Crimson Tide
The critics anguish.
The critic.
Critique Of Pure Reason
Critique
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Crouching Tiger:
A greening comes across the sky
Love at the antipodes
The Crow
The cruelest month (5/13/99)
The crying tires, the busting glass.
CSI:
Angels hard as they come
A beautiful mindfuck
CSU 41, CU 14 (9/11/99)
The Curse Of The Jade Scorpion
Cut and paste (4/1/01)
Cyborgs a go-go (1/20/01)
Cynosure.
Cyrano
The Da Vinci Code
Dallas
Dancer, Texas: Population 81
Dancing fool.
Dancing on the bar (10/5/00)
Dangerous eleisons (9/28/01)
Dangerous Liaisons
Dark City:
Roach motel on planet hell
Essays in blockbusting
The midnight Nash Rambler
Dark Planet
Data.
Date With An Angel
Daughter Of Horror
Daughter of Ilsa
Dawsons Creek
The day the highlands stood still (1/14/05)
The Day The World Ended
Days Of Heaven
Days of Our Lives
De vulva capricornum
Dead again.
Dead Again:
Through the looking glass
A nerd in full
Dead babies (7/8/99)
The Dead Father
Dead Man:
Surfin samurai
Dialing for dollars
Deadly Outbreak
Death by water (8/28/06)
Death in Venice
Death Race 2000
Deathsport
Deathstalker II
Deathstalker Two:
A nerd in full
Cave girl of the pampas
Deceiver
Decline Of Western Civilization
Deep Blue Sea
Deep Impact:
More life and times
Essays in blockbusting
Dancing on the bar
Deep Rising:
Sein und Zeit
Get Kraken
Essays in blockbusting
The deep.
Deja vu all over again (3/16/01)
Delicatessen:
Falling bodies
Essays in blockbusting
Demolition Man
The depth of folly.
Deranged.
Desiring machines.
Despair
Desperado
Desperate living (4/12/95)
Destiny:
Holes in space
Cops and robbers
Detective
Deuce in the hole (7/13/01)
Devil Girl From Mars
Devil In The Flesh
The devil is a cheerleader.
The Devil made them do it (6/30/99)
Dialing for dildos.
Dialing for dollars (3/18/97)
The Diane Linkletter Story
Diary Of A Lost Girl
Dick 3D
Dick Two
Dick: The Revenge
Dictionary
Die Another Day
Die Augen der Mumie Ma
Die Frauen im Leben Phantoms
Die Hard
Die Jungfrau von Orleans (12/24/99)
A dildo, a dollar
Disciplinary action (5/11/95)
Dishonor among thieves (2/11/01)
Divine Trash
Dixie chick (10/10/02)
Doctor Caligari
Doctor Detroit
Doctor Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine
Doctor No
Doctor Strangelove
Doctor Who
The doctor will see you now.
Document retrieval specialist.
Does not.
Dog Day Afternoon
Dog Park
Dogma
Doing the Vatican rag (6/17/06)
La Dolce Vita
La Dolce Woody
Don Quixote
Dont ask her for a Mars bar.
Dont Bogart that joint.
Dont look back.
Dont Look Now
Dont tell the Duke.
Doodling
The Doom Generation
Dork on a mission.
The double helix (2/21/03)
Double Indemnity
Double Jeopardy
Double Team
The Double: A Psychoanalytical Study
Doze doll does wiz biz (1/10/01)
Dr. Emilio Lizardo.
Dracula Versus Frankenstein
Drawing Restraint 9
Dream girls.
The Dream Life Of Angels
The Dream Master
Dressed for duress.
Driven by ambition.
Driven by duty.
Driven by remorse.
Drop dead gorgeous (7/6/03)
Drowning Mona
Drunken Angel
Dubya.
Duck Soup:
Through the looking glass
Seven letters on politics
The dude with no name (12/8/01)
Dude, Wheres My Car?:
The tears of a clone
Lalpe dwheeze
Dudley Do-Right
Dumb and dumber (6/27/99)
Dumb, dumber, dumbest (7/16/97)
Dungeons And Dragons
E! True Hollywood Story
Earth Girls Are Easy
Earth Versus the Flying Saucers
Easy Rider
Eat My Dust
Eat Your Makeup
Ecrits pour le cinema
Ed TV
Ed Wood returns; and other misadventures (7/20/96)
Ed Wood
Effect.
Eight Millimeter
Eisenstein
El Mariachi
Elegant janitorial with a view
Elizabeth
Emak Bakia
Emmanuelle And The Last Cannibals
The Emperor And The Assassin
The Emperors New Mind
Empire Star
Empire Strikes Back
End of Days:
A nerd in full
Die Jungfrau von Orleans
The end of the world as we know it (1/6/01)
Endeavoring to bowler her over.
Enemy Of The State
Enquirer:
Putting on the hits
The Phantom Creeps (1987)
Journey to the center of the mind
Entertainment Tonight
Entracte
Entrapment
Entropy
Epicenter
Episode One: The Phantom Menace
The epitome of decadence.
The equations of motion of a thought
Er ist der Zorn Gottes.
ER
Eraserhead
Erin Brockovich
The Erotic Witch Project
Esau
Escape from New York:
Reuben and the Jets
Grrly action
Escape From Ramseyville
Essays in blockbusting (7/13/98)
ET
The Eternal City
Eugene Onegin
Europe on the rocks.
Even Dwarves Started Small
Evenness in double Passages
Event Horizon
Everybody was kung fu fighting (1/29/02)
Evil Breed: The Legend Of Samhain
Evil Dead Two
Evil incarnate.
The evil twin (7/21/95)
Evolution
The Executioners
Exile on Main Street (1/19/96)
Existence precedes essence (1/17/05)
eXistenZ
Exit Wounds
The Exorcist:
Die Jungfrau von Orleans
Will work for food [albeit not qualified to eat]
Exotica:
A prayer for Carroll Shelby
Essays in blockbusting
The Exterminating Angel
Extramarital
The Extreme Student of Prague (8/9/02)
Eye of mewt, and toe of frog
Eye Of The Beholder
The eyes have it.
Eyes of the Mummy
Eyes to the front.
Face/Off:
Take two
Far from Kansas
Apologia
The Faculty
Fair Game
Fallen Angel
Fallen Angels:
Mysteries of Hong Kong
Angels and ministers of grace
Fallen star.
Falling bodies (8/8/00)
Fantômas
Fantasia
Fantastic Voyage
Fantasy Island
Far from Kansas (6/7/00)
Faraway, So Close!
Fargo
The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift
The Fast And The Furious:
Laugh-a while you can, monkey boy
Ill help you scrape the burned rubber off your hood
Fast as lightning.
Fast Times At Ridgemont High
Fatal abstraction (4/9/95)
Fatal Attraction
Father of The Bride (7/8/99)
Father Time, Mother Night (1/22/00)
Faust
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
Fear and Loathing
Fear, Anxiety, and Depression
Fearless Vampire Hunters
Felicias Journey:
Tempus fugit
A prayer for Carroll Shelby
Femalien
Femme fatale.
La Femme Nikita:
Tis the season
Fun in a Chinese laundry
Holes in space
Festen
FF
Fiend Without A Face
Fierce Creatures:
Nine ball
Dialing for dollars
The Fifth Element:
Holes in space
Essays in blockbusting
Fight Club:
Putting on the hits
Me, Myself, and Samuel L. Jackson
Film threat (8/13/99)
Film
The Filth And The Fury
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within:
Love among the ruins
Reality bytes
Finny predators (9/20/02)
Fiorentino and her agent discuss the script.
First Name: Carmen
First Strike
First victim.
A Fish Called Wanda:
Smoke gets in your eyes
Dialing for dollars
The fisher king goes west (1/4/02)
The Fisher King
Fist of Fury:
Fun in a Chinese laundry
Flying fool
Fist Of Legend
Fitzcarraldo
Five is the number of the Illuminati pentagram.
Flash Gordon
Flashdance
Flatliners
Flight to Mars
Flirt
Flower child.
Flowers Of Evil
Flying Down To Rio
Flying fool (5/4/00)
The Flying Tigers
The folly of attempting to negotiate with alien monsters.
A fool for love (4/28/97)
A For Andromeda
For Gonzago, in the stinking desert
For Ill have a suit of sables.
For Love Of The Game
Forbidden Zone
Force Of Evil
Forever Mozart
Forgot something.
Forgotten Silver
Foucaults Pendulum:
Antiquarian pursuits
Maxima and minima
Photographs of my girlfriend naked
A beautiful mindfuck
The Fountain
The four henchmen of the apocalypse (2/4/96)
Frankensteins Daughter
Frankenstein: The College Years
Franny and Zooey
Fraser flees the wrath of the critics.
Frazer in the Hebrides (12/1/01)
Freaks
Freddy Got Fingered
Free Willy
Frog princess (2/8/95)
Frogs
From Dusk Till Dawn Two: Texas Blood Money
From The Earth To The Moon
The Fugitive
The Full Monty
Fun in a Chinese laundry (7/20/01)
The fun of Blowing Things Up.
Further adventures of Tom Cruise (2/14/07)
Gail Storm Show
Galaxy Quest
Gallipoli
A game of chess
Gattaca
The Gay Science
A geek, a girl a visual oxymoron.
Geheimnisse einer Seele
The General
The genius of evil.
George Of The Jungle
Georgia on my mind (1/19/01)
Get Carter:
Fun in a Chinese laundry
Rauchen verboten
Get Kraken (7/21/06)
Get Shorty
Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
Ghost Rider
Ghosts Of Mars:
The tears of a clone
Grrly action
Gidget Goes Gaussian
The Gift
Gilligans Island:
A nerd in full
On Cogito, ergo suck
The Girl And Her Trust
The girl cant help it (5/11/07)
The Girl Hunters
Girl On A Motorcycle
The girl with electroscope thighs (12/14/00)
Girl, Interrupted
The girls.
The gladiator.
Gladiator:
Surfin samurai
Far from Kansas
Naked warriors
The Glimmer Man
The Globe:
Slouching towards Ramseyville
Dialing for dollars
Gloria
Glory Daze
Gnat
Go.
Go
God is in the details.
God Of Gamblers Returns
God Of Gamblers
The god of prolixity.
Godard at work.
Godard in a pugnacious mood.
Godard in the Balkans (9/2/99)
The Godfather
Godfather
Gods And Monsters
Godzilla meets The Waterboy
Godzilla:
Too many notes
Essays in blockbusting
Going down.
Going Jurassic on somebodys ass.
Going up.
Gold Diggers of 2003
The Gold Rush
Golden protest (7/2/04))
The Golden Voyage Of Sinbad
Goldeneye:
Angels hard as they come
Essays in blockbusting
Black ice
Gone Fishin
Gone In Sixty Seconds
Gone In Sixty
Gone With The Wind:
Falling bodies
Beau Brummels
Good Will Hunting II: Hunting Season
Goodbye Lover
Gorgeous
Gorillas in the mist (7/19/01)
Gothic
Gott wird ihn beschützen.
Gotta like boobsalot (7/28/01)
Goya In Bordeaux
The Graduate
Grand Illusion
Grants medical degrees.
Gravitational catapults
The Great American Novel
The Great Dictator
Great helium (6/14/06)
The Great Rock And Roll Swindle
The Great Texas Dynamite Chase
The Great Train Robbery:
Far from Kansas
Falling bodies
Greek translation (12/24/00)
The green in screen reveals the urban scene.
A greening comes across the sky (6/23/03)
Grosse Pointe Blank
Grothendieck
Groundhog Day
Group Marriage
Grrly action (8/24/01)
Guinevere
Hag In A Black Leather Jacket
Hail Mary, Mother of God...
Hail Mary:
Smoke gets in your eyes
The end of the world as we know it
Hairspray
Hamlet
Handymen.
Hannibal:
Talkin bout my trepanation
Father Time, Mother Night
The happiest dog in the world (8/7/03)
Happiness
Happy Together
Hard boiled.
Hard Boiled
Hardball
The hardest-working babe in show business.
Harold Robbins Body Parts
Harpos List
Has a thing for men in uniform.
Haste makes waste (6/17/97)
The Haunting
Hawaii Five-O
He can run, but he cant hide.
He doesnt leave much.
He Got Game
He got stoned and he missed it.
He lies upon his back, upon a bare mattress
he Vengeance Of She
Hes on his way (12/25/08)
Hes pissed.
Hes taken her from crayons to perfume.
Hes taking the fall, sweetheart (7/13/01)
Heads will roll (4/20/01)
A Heart in Winter
Heartbreakers
Heat
Heathers Lite
Heathers:
Dead babies
Masters of the universe
Heavy metal thunder.
Heidegger
Heidelberg graduates.
Held hostage by an armed man in pajamas.
Hells Kitchen
Hendrix Live at The Isle of Wight
Henry Fool
Henry Miller (5/11/95)
Henstridge disposes.
Her little red book.
Hercules Against The Moon Men
Here comes everybody (5/24/04)
The Heroic Trio:
Christmas in Hong Kong
Booger nights
Hideous Kinky
High colonic, low ebonic (3/28/97)
High Fidelity
High School Confidential:
School for scandal
A nerd in full
Highlander
Hilary And Jackie
Himself.
Historia calamitatum
Hits and misses (3/16/99)
Holes in space (10/5/00)
Holiday cheer (12/5/98)
Holland
The hollow Earth (8/31/02)
Hollow Man
Hollyweird
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Hollywood Rhapsody
Holy Saturday. Riding northward.
Home Fries
The Honeymooners
Hoodlum Girls
Hope Floats
Horsefeathers:
Here comes everybody
Holes in space
Hot Shots Part Deux:
The tears of a clone
Ed Wood returns; and other misadventures
Hours of idleness (9/8/98)
The House Of Yes
House On Haunted Hill
How do you kill mud? (1/7/08)
How To Pick Up Girls
How To Stuff A Wild Bikini
Hugo Pool
Hulk
Human cannonball.
Human fly.
Humpty-Dumpty
I [heart] Huckabees
I am what I was not once
I Criminali della galassia
I Eat Your Skin
I just took a leak in the Popes toilet.
I Like To Play Games
I think this was the joke.
I think we're all bozos on this bus.
I Want You
I Was A Teenage Werewolf
I is someone else (1/7/02)
Ill help you scrape the burned rubber off your hood (7/13/01)
Im in the land of Oz
Im Losing You
The idiot (2/23/01)
Idoru.
If:
Essays in blockbusting
Booger nights
Il conclave.
Iliad
The illustrated man.
Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks:
Pigs and Nazis
The girl with electroscope thighs
Ilsa, Offensive Coordinator of the Cornhuskers
Ilsa, Recreation Director On The Titanic
Ilsa, Republican Counsel to the Judiciary Committee
Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS:
Pigs and Nazis
Holes in space
Ilsa, The Wicked Warden
Ilsa, Tigress of Siberia
Immanuel Kant (6/1/01)
Imperiled.
Impolitic.
The importance of being Cindy (11/11/95)
The Importance Of Being Tango And Cash
Impostor
In bed, on his back
In from the cold.
In Love and War
In the grip of Cartesian doubt.
In The Mood For Love
In the voice of Catrina, a husky narrative monotone.
In this room shall I rest
In Weiter Ferne, So Nah!
Incense and peppermints (1/3/05)
The Incredible Shrinking Man
Independence Day:
Web pages
Me, Myself, and Samuel L. Jackson
Ed Wood returns; and other misadventures
The Indian Tomb
Inside the beltway (8/29/97)
Inside the bubble (12/7/01)
International Herald Tribune
Interpreter
The intersection of football and cubism.
An interview with Leonardo Garbonzo
Into Thin Air
Intolerance
An introduction to differential topology. Venice. 1979.
The Invader
Invasion of the Bee Girls
Invisible Invaders
The Invisible Ray
Invocation
Irma Vep:
Tis the season
Booger nights
The Island Of Doctor Moreau
The Island
It Came from Outer Space
It dont mean a thing if it aint got that swing (1/29/02)
It Happened One Night
It Takes A Thief
It was a dark and stormy night.
It was a quiet winters evening
It was all a bad dream.
It was my good fortune this Sunday last
It was nearly eight
It was only midnight
Its a jungle in there (7/14/07)
Its all a blur.
Its all in the hands.
Its bad luck not to forward chain mail.
Its not easy being bronze.
Its only a paper moon (12/20/01)
The Jackal
Jail bait.
Jail Bait
James Ellroy, Demon Dog Of American Crime Fiction
Jannings pitches woo to Ms. Negri.
Jason and the Argonauts
Jawbreaker
Jaws
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jerry Springer Show
Jesse James Meets Frankensteins Daughter
Jet Lis Fearless
Jim, The Romance of a Cockney
Joe Dirt
Joe Versus The Volcano
Johnny Mnemonic
Johnnys got his gun.
Journal of Foam Insulation
Journey to the Center of the Earth
Journey to the center of the mind (7/19/97)
A journey to the East
The Jung and the restless (8/23/06)
Jungle Moon Men:
Tempus fugit
Love among the ruins
Jurassic Four
Jurassic Park Three
Jurassic Park:
A nerd in full
Essays in blockbusting
Just a gigolo (5/31/01)
Just like Paul Newman with the Blues (5/14/97)
Just say no-no (1/5/01)
Kafka
Kapo
Kate And Leopold
Keep Watching The Skies
Kermit versus Freddy versus Jason (6/17/03)
Kill Bill
The Killer Barbies:
Rock and roll fantasy
Die Jungfrau von Orleans
The Killer
Killing Time
Kind Hearts And Coronets:
A prayer for Carroll Shelby
Lets do the time warp again
King Lear
Kingpin:
Its only a paper moon
Essays in blockbusting
Kino-pravda
Kiss Of The Dragon
Kiwi kino (1/27/01)
Knock Off:
Mann and Supermann
Hours of idleness
Knows her lines.
Kor values.
Kung Pow: Enter The Fist
Kurt And Courtney
LÉtoile de mer
Lêtre et le néant
LAge DOr
Lalpe dwheeze (8/10/05)
LAtalante
LAtlantide
LEnfer
LEve Future
L.A. Confidential
Lady and the Tramp
Lady From Shanghai
Lady Greystoke.
The Lady In The Lake
The lady of the lake
Lake Placid
Lament (1/1/97)
Landmarks Of Early Film Volume Two: The Magic Of Méliès
Landmarks of Early Film
Lang in Hollywood (9/11/99)
Laser Tech Color
The Last Action Hero:
The writer succumbs to coprophilia
Die Jungfrau von Orleans
The Last Boy Scout
The Last Days of Disco
Last of the Mohicans
The Last Of The Mohicans
The Last Wave
Laugh-a while you can, monkey boy (9/11/00)
Laugh-In
Laverne and Shirley
Lawnmower Man 2
The laws of mechanics
Lawyers in love (7/8/99)
Leeloo, continued (8/14/98)
The Legend Of Drunken Master
Les Fleurs du Mal
Les Miserables
Les Mystères du châteu du dé
Les Vampires:
Liquid refreshment
Booger nights
Walk like an Egyptian
Let angels guide you on your lofty quest.
Let angels guide you on your lofty quest.
Let The Devil Wear Black
Lets do the time warp again (1/1/02)
Lethal Weapon Five
Lethal Weapon Four:
Fun in a Chinese laundry
Father Time, Mother Night
Essays in blockbusting
Letters to Johnny Cocktail on the cinema
Der Letzte Mann
Leverkühn
Lewis & Clark & George
Lieber Herr Doctor
Life and times (7/20/98)
Life Is Beautiful
The Life of Samuel Johnson
Life, art, bitch-slapping the media jackals (4/25/00)
Lifeforce:
Drop dead gorgeous
Will work for food [albeit not qualified to eat]
Light Action of the Left Hand
Light Motion in quiet Staccato
Liked Westerns.
The Limey:
A nerd in full
Rauchen verboten
The Linguini Incident
Liquid refreshment (11/23/98)
Little girl lost.
Little Shop Of Horrors
Little world found.
Living In Oblivion
Liz and dick.
Loathes sucky boyfriends.
Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Barrels:
Cockney bull
The cruelest month
Logisch-Philosophische Abhandlung
Lolita:
Putting on the hits
Hits and misses
Cops and robbers
The Lonedale Operator
The Long Goodbye
Looking for Mr. Goodbar.
The Lord Of The Flies
Lord of the jungle (12/1/01)
Loser
Lost Angel
The Lost Boys
The lost city
The Lost Continent
Lost In Space
Lost in the funhouse.
The Lost Zeppelin
Love among the ruins (7/13/01)
Love and death (1/14/01)
Love and Death:
Death by water
The case for Mars
Love at the antipodes (4/1/01)
Love Boat:
Haste makes waste
A nerd in full
The girl with electroscope thighs
Love is all you need.
Love Story
The Loveless
The Lower Depths
Lucifer Rising
Lucy
Ludwig
Ludwig Wittgenstein. A Memoir.
Lumière and Company
Lunatics. A Love Story
Lust for Frankenstein.
Lust For Frankenstein
Lust In The Dust
Der Müde Tod:
Far from Kansas
Cops and robbers
MacArthur Park
Macbeth
Machine code
Mad Dog Time
Mad dogs and martinis (6/17/97)
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
Mad Max Beyond Wonderbra
Mad Max:
Quest for dirt
Too many notes
What happens in Vegas
Angels hard as they come
Mad
Madame Sata
Madame XX.
Made Men
The Magic Flute
The Magic Mountain:
Smells like team spirit
Photographs of my girlfriend naked
Magnificent Warriors
Magnolia
Mahler
Malèna
The Maltese Falcon
A man and his metaphor.
A man and his mullet (4/11/01)
The Man In The Iron Mask
The man in the porkpie hat.
The man of destiny.
Man of mystery (3/6/02)
Man on a mission. (Note the raygun.)
Man on fire.
Man On The Moon:
A nerd in full
Die Jungfrau von Orleans
A man out of time.
Man Ray Films
The man who dont know fear (7/7/97)
The Man Who Fell To Earth:
A prayer for Carroll Shelby
Far from Kansas
The Man With Two Brains
A man. A can. A panel.
Man
Manhattan
Mann and Supermann (10/7/98)
Map
Mars Needs Women
Mary Poppins
The masked avenger.
Masters of the universe (1/1/01)
Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy
The Matrix Reloaded
The Matrix:
Here comes everybody
Too many notes
Scots wha hae
Sein und Zeit
Get Kraken
Lets do the time warp again
Father Time, Mother Night
The happiest dog in the world
Maxima and minima (3/19/95)
The Maze
Me, Myself, And Irene
Me, Myself, and Samuel L. Jackson (7/4/00)
Mean Girls
The media is the right arm of anarchy.
Meet Joe Black
Meet The Parents
Mehr Licht (9/17/02)
Mein liebster Feind Klaus Kinski
Melmoth the Wanderer
Melrose Place
Memento
Men In Black
Men of many turns.
Mesa Of Lost Women
A message in a bottle
The Messenger
Metropolis:
Tis the season
Laugh-a while you can, monkey boy
Far from Kansas
Die Jungfrau von Orleans
Dancing on the bar
Beau Brummels
A strange adventure of Lemmy Caution
Metropolitan
The Mexican
MI2:
Me, Myself, and Samuel L. Jackson
Angels hard as they come
MI
Michael
Michelle was funnier.
Midafternoon of infamy (6/2/01)
Midafternoon of the living dead (12/20/02)
The midnight Nash Rambler (1/14/02)
A Midsummer Nights Sex Comedy
Mighty Aphrodite
Mighty Peking Man
Mill Of The Stone Women
Milla of Arabia.
Miller in Hollywood (5/13/95)
Millionaires Express
Mimic:
More life and times
Essays in blockbusting
Minister with portfolio.
Ministry of Information supplement budget by selling uranium to some brown men.
Minority Report
Mirroring the stunned disbelief of the viewer.
Miss Biohazard 2001.
Miss Congeniality
Mission Impossible III.I
Mission Impossible III
Mission Impossible Two
Mission Impossible
Mission To Mars:
The tears of a clone
The case for Mars
Mississippi John Donne.
Mistakes have been made (9/21/97)
Mister Nice Guy
Mister Wizard
The Mistress Of Atlantis
Moby Dick
Modern Times
The Mole People
Momentarily clothed.
Monadology
Mondo Trasho
Monkeybone
Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
Cut and paste
Die Jungfrau von Orleans
Moon Warriors
Moonwalking (5/2/01)
Moravagine:
The evil twin
Bourbon and tears
More life and times (7/26/98)
The moreso torso.
The Motorcycle Diaries
Moulin Rouge
Mourning becomes Electra (3/14/01)
The moving finger
Ms. Kaitan, preparing to exercise her lungs.
Ms. Lords runs for a bus.
Ms. Marsh, distraught.
Ms. McGowan goes for the pin.
Ms. Stowe, composed.
Multiple Maniacs
The Mummy Returns:
Rock around the clock
Love among the ruins
The Mummy:
The tears of a clone
Sein und Zeit
Mundo Depravados
Murder My Sweet
The Muse
My Best Fiend
My Best Friends Wedding
My dear Fogelberg
My favorite things
My girl.
My God
My Life With the Phantom: I Kiss And Tell
My Sex Life:
Hits and misses
Die Jungfrau von Orleans
Myriads.
Mysteries of Hong Kong (2/7/01)
Mystery Men
The Mythical Man-Month
Nacht und Nebel.
The Naked Gun
The Naked Man
Naked warriors (5/31/01)
Napoleon
Natasha (1/31/09)
National Treasure:
Antiquarian pursuits
A beautiful mindfuck
Natural Born Killers
The nature of justice (5/31/02)
Nausea
Ne plus ultra.
Needs to bathe.
Negative capability
Nelly & Monsieur Arnaud
A nerd in full (5/4/00)
The Net
Never been kissed.
Never Been Kissed
Never Give A Sucker An Even Break
The New Age
New Jack City
New Mexico (6/26/97)
New Rose Hotel:
Far from Kansas
Die Jungfrau von Orleans
The new world.
The New York Review of Books
New York Stories
The New York Times:
Slouching towards Ramseyville
Seven letters on politics
Lalpe dwheeze
Photographs of my girlfriend naked
Essays in blockbusting
The New Yorker:
New Mexico
Seven letters on politics
On Cogito, ergo suck
The Next Best Thing
Next-to-last tango in Paris (7/14/01)
Nice sneer.
Nice suit.
Nietzsches theory of the gangster movie (1/24/05)
A Night At The Roxbury
A Night in Casablanca
The Night Of The Hunter:
Smoke gets in your eyes
Angels hard as they come
Night Of The Lawyers
Night of the Living Dead
The Night Watch
Nine ball (8/27/99)
The Ninth Gate:
Surfin samurai
A nerd in full
No lady, no lake.
No shit, she really was my babysitter.
No, not Harrison Ford.
No, really (12/1/00)
No, the other way around.
Northwestern
Nosferatu: Phantom Der Nacht:
Pigs and Nazis
Art as extreme sport
Love among the ruins
Hits and misses
Not Of This Earth
Not the marrying kind (12/6/01)
Not Veronica.
Not yawning.
Not.
The notebooks of Leonardo Garbonzo
Notebooks
Notes
Notes from the underground (12/22/01)
Notorious:
Death by water
Far from Kansas
Now you see him, now you dont (7/14/02)
Nude For Satan
Nuking the whales (4/9/02)
Nurse Betty
A Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell
O Brother Where Art Thou?
O Lucky Man
Oberon
The Obverse Of Drugs
October Sky
The odd couple.
Odyssey
Of course, he still sucks.
Office Space
Oh, the colors.
Oklahoma!
Old English (1/14/01)
Oldboy
Omega Doom
On Cogito, ergo suck (7/23/96)
On the rampage (11/20/01)
Once again, pinheads rule (5/14/02)
One lost city after another.
One Million Random Digits
One Mustnt Play At Love
One Night At McCools
One Plus One
The One
Onegin
The Onion
Operation Condor Two
Operation Condor
The Opposite of Sex
Ordinary People
Orgazmo
The original burning man.
Orlando Furioso
Ossian
The other orange jumpsuits.
Our Man Flint
Our Man In Havana
Out of bed, I stand by the wallheater
Out Of Sight:
Essays in blockbusting
Rumble in the urban jungle
Out Of The Blue
Out Of The Past:
A nerd in full
Far from Kansas
Out There is up and to the left.
Outbreak
The Oz Witch Project:
Through the looking glass
Far from Kansas
Paging Laura Palmer.
Paint by numbers (2/16/01)
Painting with light.
Pair production (4/4/01)
Palmetto
Palookaville
Paradise Lost
Paradisio
Paris Review
Paris, Texas
Party girl.
Pasadena, capital of the nineteenth century (4/6/08)
The passing under of the thumb
La Passion de Jeanne dArc
Passion In The Desert
Patch Adams: The Directors Cut
Patron saint.
Payback
Pearl Harbor, 1941.
Pearl Harbor
Pecker
Peking Opera Blues
Pellucidar
Penthouse:
Eye of mewt, and toe of frog
Way, way over the top
People:
Journey to the center of the mind
Way, way over the top
Art and life
A perfectly splendid little war (4/14/03)
Peril from the dark star
Peripatetic porcine.
Le petit soldat (1/1/01)
Le Petit Soldat
The Phantom Creeps (1987)
The Phantom Empire
The Phantom Lady
The Phantom Menace:
Smoke gets in your eyes
The phantom of the space opera
Holes in space
The Phantom Of The Opera:
The phantom of the space opera
Flying fool
The phantom of the space opera (6/3/99)
Phenomena
Photographing Fairies
Photographs of my girlfriend naked (3/25/07)
Physics Letters [B]
Pi:
Why mathematicians cant get laid
The midnight Nash Rambler
Pierrot le Fou:
The waste land.
Stars and bars
Cops and robbers
Pigs and Nazis (12/15/98)
The Pillow Book
Pillow talk.
Pink Flamingos
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest
The Pit and the Pendulum:
Cave girl of the pampas
Will work for food [albeit not qualified to eat]
Pitch Black
Plan Nine From Outer Space
Planet of the Apes:
Rocket science
What happens in Vegas
Me, Myself, and Samuel L. Jackson
Planet Stories
Plastic, fantastic.
Platinum Blonde
Platoon
A play in verse
Play It Again Sam
Play It To The Bone
Playboy
The Player:
Too many notes
Essays in blockbusting
Journey to the center of the mind
Pleasantville:
Seven letters on politics
Booger nights
Pleasingly plump.
Plump Fiction
Poetics
Point Blank:
A nerd in full
Bang bang, her baby shot her down
Hits and misses
Point Break:
Chicks rule
Laugh-a while you can, monkey boy
Angels hard as they come
Ill help you scrape the burned rubber off your hood
Poison
Police Story Three:
Through the looking glass
Essays in blockbusting
Police Story
The Polish starlet.
Pollock
Poltergeist
Poor Cow
The Pope fathered a child.
Popping downers (6/5/07)
Porch monkeys (12/24/96)
Porkys
Porno Holocaust
The Postman
Prêt-à-Porter
A prayer for Carroll Shelby (6/19/00)
Prehistoric Women
Preparing the cut direct.
The Presidents Analyst
Primary Colors
Primum Mobile
The Princess Bride
A Princess of Mars
Principia
Printed on invisible filmstock!
The Prisoner:
Seven letters on politics
Essays in blockbusting
The Professional:
Fun in a Chinese laundry
Holes in space
Professor Jamesons Satellite
professorx@thephantomempire.net
Project Moonbase
Prosperos Books
Protein movies.
Provocateur
Psych-Out
Psycho Beach Party
Public Enemies
Pulp Fiction:
Bang bang, her baby shot her down
Cops and robbers
Mysteries of Hong Kong
Beach babe falls for syphilitic philosopher
The puppet master.
Purchasing power.
Purple death from outer space (12/7/95)
Purple Rain
The Purple Rose of Cairo:
Death by water
Die Jungfrau von Orleans
Purportedly inorganic.
Pushing Tin
Putting on the hits (10/29/99)
The Quantum Project
Que Viva Mexico
Queen Bees and Wannabes
Queen Kelly
Queen Of Outer Space
Quest for dirt (8/23/95)
Quiet Days In Hollywood
Quills
Quincunx
Rage against the machine.
Raggedy Ann.
Raiders of the Lost Ark:
Here comes everybody
Lord of the jungle
Raiders:
Antiquarian pursuits
Love among the ruins
A beautiful mindfuck
Raising Arizona
Rambo
Ramseyville
Ran
Ransom
The Rapture
Rashomon:
Totally busted
Smoke gets in your eyes
Seven letters on politics
The Rat-Faced Girl From Mars
Ratners Star
Rauchen verboten (2/14/01)
Ready to let the air out of your tires.
Ready To Rumble:
Tempus fugit
Life, art, bitch-slapping the media jackals
Ready.
The Real Blonde
Reality Bites:
Hits and misses
On Cogito, ergo suck
Reality bytes (7/19/01)
Really Serious Stuff
The Recognitions
Red Corner
Red Planet
The Red Violin
Reform School Girls
Registered as deadly weapons.
Reindeer Games
Relic:
More life and times
Essays in blockbusting
The Replacement Killers:
A prayer for Carroll Shelby
Essays in blockbusting
The Replacements
The repossessed.
Reservoir Dogs:
Smells like team spirit
Chicks rule
Holiday cheer
Resident Evil: Extinction
La Retour à la raison
The Return of the Swamp Thing
Return to Savage Beach:
Sex objects
Father Time, Mother Night
Return
Reuben and the Jets (8/11/99)
Revenge Of The Creature
Revenge of the Living Dead
Review of Sporting Metaphysics
The revolution will not be televised (2/12/02)
Rich bitch.
Richard III
Ride of the Valkyries
Riemann alone has seen beauty bare
Risky Business
Rite Of Spring
RKO 281
Roach motel on planet hell (1/4/07)
Road Runner
The road warrior (4/14/08)
Road Warrior
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Rock and roll fantasy (9/9/02)
Rock and Roll High School
Rock around the clock (10/24/03)
The Rock:
A prayer for Carroll Shelby
Ed Wood returns; and other misadventures
Con Air
Rocket science (1/15/03)
Rocket scientists (8/4/00)
Rocks in their heads (12/8/00)
Rocky
Roll On Thou Deep and Dark Scenario, Roll
Roller Blade Warriors: Taken By Force
Rolling Stone:
Dancing on the bar
The case for Mars
Roman Candles
A Romance Of Happy Valley
A romance of Semi-Happy Valley (8/27/99)
The romance of the Bolex
Romancing the Stone
Romeo And Juliet
Romeo Must Die:
A nerd in full
Flying fool
The writer succumbs to coprophilia
Ronin:
A prayer for Carroll Shelby
Mann and Supermann
Rope
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern at the poolhall
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern at the seashore
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern go west (9/19/01)
Rotwang
The Rowdy Girls
Royal Warriors
Rufus T. Firefly.
The Rules Of The Game
The Ruling Class
Rumble in the urban jungle (3/20/02)
Run Lola Run
The Rundown
Rush Hour
Rushmore
Saboteur
Sade but true (12/31/01)
Sans bling.
Sans braid.
Satans Sadists
Satans Swinging Cheerleaders
Saturday Night Live
Der Satz ist ein Bild der Wirklichkeit (10/4/94)
Saxophones. A city street, near dusk.
A Scandal In Bohemia
Scanners
The Scarlet Diva
Scary Movie
Scenarios
Schizopolis
School days
School for scandal (9/17/02)
The Scientific American
Scoop
Scots wha hae (5/18/01)
The scourge of Shannen Doherty (9/1/99)
Scream Three:
Tempus fugit
Essays in blockbusting
Die Jungfrau von Orleans
Scream Two
Scream
Scum Of The Earth
Search And Destroy
Second derivative (3/21/95)
The second element of science.
Secret agent man.
The Secret Cinema
The secret war.
A secretary
The Seductress
Seeking new representation.
Seeks voice coach.
Sein und Zeit (5/14/99)
The Selfish Gene
Sensitive poetic type.
La Sentinelle
Sergei Eisenstein. Autobiography
Serial Mom
The Seven Against Thebes
The seven ages of man (4/1/95)
Seven Chances
Seven letters on politics (11/12/04)
The Seven Samurai:
Tis the season
Cops and robbers
Way, way over the top
Seven stories about Celeste (8/16/08)
Seven
Severance pay.
Sex In The City
Sex objects (7/28/99)
Sex Penitentiary
Sex/Lies/Videotape
Shadow
Shadows and Fog
Shaft
Shakespeare In Love:
Hits and misses
Virgin queen, my ass
Shandra The Jungle Girl
Shanghai Noon
Sharks wha hae (7/25/99)
Shaun of the Dead
She came here for the waters.
She Demons
She does not see/The Hanged Man.
She Freak
Shes gonna get you, sucka.
Shes got you covered.
She
Sherlock Jr
Sherlock Junior:
Too many notes
Le petit soldat
Shermans March
Shine
Shock Cinema
The Shop Around The Corner
Should you decide to accept it? (1/14/07)
Showgirl instinct
Showgirls
Showgirls Two: Ninja Boogie
Showgirls Two
Showgirls:
Me, Myself, and Samuel L. Jackson
Hours of idleness
Booger nights
Shrek:
Scots wha hae
Laugh-a while you can, monkey boy
Shuffle off to Buffalo (9/15/98)
The Siege
Silence of the Lambs
A Simple Plan
Sin City
Sink Or Swim
Six Days, Seven Nights
Six hundred thirty four blowjobs in five days (2/28/01)
Six OClock News
Six-String Samurai
The Sixth Day
The Sixth Sense
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow:
Seven letters on politics
Beau Brummels
The Skylark of Space
Skylark
Skywalkers (12/22/00)
Slacker
Slackers on a Train
Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity
Slave Girls
SLC Punk
Sleeper
Sleeping with Bad Boys
Sleepless (12/7/99)
Sleepless in Seattle:
Travolta with feathers
A nerd in full
Christmas in Hong Kong
Sleepy Hollow
Sliding Doors
Slouching towards Ramseyville (3/15/99)
Slumming.
Slums of Beverly Hills
Small Time Crooks
Smells like team spirit (3/28/01)
Smoke gets in your eyes (10/20/99)
Smoke Signals
Snake Eyes
Snatch
Snow Crash
Soigne ta droite, ou Une place sur la terre
Solaris
Soldier
Some Nudity Required
Somebody stop me, before I eat popcorn again (2/23/97)
Someone Like You
Song of Myself
The Song Remains The Same
Sorceress II: The Temptress
The Sore Losers
The Sound Of Music
Sour Grapes
Source of frustration.
South Beach Sorority Ninja Carwash: The Defenestration
South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut
South Park:
Smoke gets in your eyes
Putting on the hits
Die Jungfrau von Orleans
Space Cowboys
Space Truckers
Spaceways
The Spanish Prisoner
Spanking the Monkey:
Seven letters on politics
Flying fool
Speaking Parts
Species II
Species
Spectrum
Speed Two: Cruise Control
Speed
Sphere
Spider woman.
Spiderman
The Spiders
Der Spiegel
Spies
Spinal Tap:
The tears of a clone
Stonedhenge
The Spirit
Splash
Spy Games
The Spy Who Loved Me
Stab Three
Stagecoach:
Here comes everybody
A prayer for Carroll Shelby
Stalker
A Star Is Born
Star power.
Star Slammer
Star Trek: Insurrection
Star Trek:
Lets do the time warp again
Father Time, Mother Night
The Star Wars Trailer
Star Wars
Stardust Memories
Stargate:
Here comes everybody
Essays in blockbusting
Starlet on the make.
Stars and bars (3/2/01)
Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation
Starship Troopers
Startup.com
Steady.
Stealth
Stefano agonistes
The Stendhal Syndrome
Steppenwolf
Stigmata
Stone face.
Stonedhenge (8/11/99)
Stoners on holiday (12/7/00)
The Story Of Adele H
LA Story:
The nature of justice
Masters of the universe
The Straight Story
Straight To Hell
A strange adventure of Lemmy Caution (1/12/97)
Stranger On the Third Floor
Stranger Than Paradise
Strangers On A Train
Strictly Ballroom
Striptease
A stroll in the park (7/19/01.)
Strung out.
The Student Of Prague
The subterranean hue.
Suburbia
Subway
Sucker, suckee.
Suckers
Sudden Death
Sugar And Spice
Suicide Kings
Sullivans Travels
Summer of 42
Sun, surf, serial slaughter (4/24/01)
Sunset Boulevard
Supercop 2
Supercop
Supernova:
A nerd in full
Father Time, Mother Night
Supple, pouting chevrons.
Supreme Sanction
Surfin samurai (5/14/00)
Surrender, Dorothy (8/6/02)
Survivor
Swamp thing (7/25/07)
Swamp things (6/2/97)
Swan Lake
Sweepers
The Sweet Hereafter:
A prayer for Carroll Shelby
Hits and misses
Essays in blockbusting
Sweet Home Alabama
Sweet six-and-twenty.
Sweet William
Swingers:
Too many notes
Mad dogs and martinis
Swinging.
The Switchblade Sisters
Sympathy for the Devil (3/28/07)
Sympathy For The Devil
Symposium
Synthesis.
T2
The Tailor Of Panama
Take two (7/7/97)
Taking aim at neurosis.
The Talented Mr. Ripley
Tales From The Gimli Hospital
Talkin bout my trepanation (2/19/01)
Tango And Cash:
Le petit soldat
Desperate living
Tarantula
Tarzan and the Lost City
Tashi.
Taxi Driver
The tears of a clone (12/19/00)
Teenage Gang Debs
Telescopes
Television journalism
Tell Cheney hell be back.
Tempus fugit (2/8/00)
The Tenth Victim:
The cruelest month
Way, way over the top
Teorema
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines
Terminator Three
Terminator
Terry Southern (5/31/01)
Tetsuo
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Thalia.
The dead will kill the living! and the people of Earth will cease to exist!
The sky over the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
Thelma and Louise
Them
There she is (12/20/00)
Theres always a girl in the picture (1/4/01)
Theres Something About Mary
These scarce could be the best of times
These words we say and hear
Thesis.
They Might Be Giants
Theyre called boobs, Ed.
The Thief of Baghdad
The Thin Red Line:
Too many notes
Midafternoon of infamy
The Thing:
Web pages
Grrly action
Things go better with coke (3/28/01)
Things To Come:
Kermit versus Freddy versus Jason
Beau Brummels
Things To Do In Denver When Youre Dead
Thir13en Ghosts
The Third Man
The Thirteenth Floor
The Thirteenth Warrior
The Thirty-Nine Steps
This is not Ben Hecht (9/5/01)
This Island Earth
This World, Then The Fireworks
Thora, Thora, Thora (12/8/00)
The Three Amigos
Three Kings:
Putting on the hits
Seven letters on politics
Throne of Blood
Through the looking glass (11/11/99)
Through the Looking Glass
Tijuana After Midnight
Tillies Punctured Romance
Timaeus:
Surfin samurai
CSU 41, CU 14
Time Bandits
Time Regained
A Time To Check For Email And Browse Through Usenet
A Time To Get Up And Go To The Bathroom
A Time To Kill
A Time To Look For Something In The Refrigerator
A Time To Pause To Do The Dishes
A Time To Turn The Television Off And Read
The Time Travelers
Time was running out.
Time
Timecode
Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor (3/30/01)
Tinseltown
Tis the season (12/29/98)
Titan A.E
Titanic:
Smoke gets in your eyes
Mad dogs and martinis
Essays in blockbusting
Once again, pinheads rule
Titus
To every thing there is a season.:
Somebody stop me, before I eat popcorn again
Finny predators
To Have And Have Not
Together at last.
Tokyo, 1945.
Tomb Raider:
Here comes everybody
Love among the ruins
Flying fool
Tomorrow Never Dies
Too cute.
Too many notes (4/14/99)
Top Gun:
A prayer for Carroll Shelby
Should you decide to accept it?
Holiday cheer
Con Air
Tor regards the glands of Sally Todd.
Total Recall:
The tears of a clone
Grrly action
Totally busted (2/14/01)
Touch Of Evil
The tough go shopping (4/27/01)
The Toxic Avenger
Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus:
Laugh-a while you can, monkey boy
The happiest dog in the world
Traffic
The Tragicall Historie of Doctor Faustus
Trainspotting:
Smoke gets in your eyes
Voodoo child
The cruelest month
Traversable wormholes (12/27/01)
La travestia
Travolta with feathers (6/27/97)
Tremors
Trigger Happy
The Trip
Tristan and Isolde
True Crime
True stories (11/7/06)
True-Heart Susie.
True-Heart Susie
The Truman Show:
The phantom of the space opera
Essays in blockbusting
The Truth About Cats And Dogs
Twas the night before Christmas
Twin Falls Idaho
Twister:
Ed Wood returns; and other misadventures
Black ice
Journey to the center of the mind
Two girls for every boy
Two guys in a garage (1/12/01)
Two is the Illuminati number of duality.
Two Lost Worlds
Two-Lane Blacktop
Tycus
U-571
U-Turn
The ultimate submission.
The Undead
Under Suspicion
The Unearthly
An unfamiliar female
Upwardly mobile.
Urban Legend
Ursula who?
The Usual Suspects:
Essays in blockbusting
Dancing on the bar
V
Valmont
Vampires
Van Helsing
Vanilla Sky
A variation on the rope-a-dope.
Vegas Vacation
Venus on the half shell.
Vera historia (6/30/99)
The Verdict
Vertical Limit
Vertigo:
Tempus fugit
Le petit soldat
Father Time, Mother Night
Very Bad Things:
Rock around the clock
Holiday cheer
La vie revée des anges
The Viking Queen
Vile Bodies
The Village Voice
Virgin queen, my ass (8/1/99)
The Virgin Suicides
Virtual Combat
Virus
Visual jazz (1/2/01)
Viva Las Vegas.
Vivre Sa Vie
Voices
Volcano
Volksschule
Volpone
Voodoo child (3/2/99)
Voodoo
Le Voyage A Travers LImpossible
A Voyage to Laputa
Voyage to the planet of the postmodern women
Vril: the power of the coming race (8/2/03)
Vril: the power of the coming race.
Wag The Dog
Walk like an Egyptian (12/22/02)
The Wall Street Journal:
Seven letters on politics
Laugh-a while you can, monkey boy
Wall Street
Wallenstein and the Sundance Kid
War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength
The war of the words (12/7/94)
War of the Worlds
The Warriors
The Wasp Woman
The waste land. (9/16/01)
Watch out for that tree (7/18/97)
The Waterboy:
Too many notes
Liquid refreshment
Waterworld
Way Down East
The Way Of The Gun
The way up is the way down (7/4/04)
Way, way over the top (10/29/96)
Waynes World
Web pages (7/13/98)
A wedding in Tijuana
The Wedding Singer:
Essays in blockbusting
Angels and ministers of grace
Weekend
Weird science.
Weird Science
Welcome to Sarajevo
Welcome To The Dollhouse
West Side Story
What art thou
What happens in Vegas (1/8/08)
What if God smoked cannabis? (11/14/99)
What means this
What means this?
What were they snorting?
Wheel Of Fortune
Wheels On Meals
When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth
When I consider
When Newton delved, and Huyghens span
When Worlds Collide
Where The Boys Are
Where the Green Ants Dream
Wheres Marlowe
Whipped
White Jazz
White Slaves Of Chinatown
White Zombie
Who Am I?
Who needs Tarzan?
Whos your Papa?
The Whole Nine Yards
The Whole Wide World
Why are these men smiling?
Why head hurt when Hulk try to think?
Why mathematicians cant get laid (8/23/98)
The Wicker Man
The Widow Of St. Pierre
The Wild Angels:
Smoke gets in your eyes
Angels and ministers of grace
Wild Things:
Putting on the hits
Essays in blockbusting
Booger nights
Wild Wild West
The Wild Women Of Wongo
Wild Women
The Wild, Wild Planet
Will work for food [albeit not qualified to eat] (3/7/95)
Wings Of Desire
Winter Sleepers
Wired:
Sein und Zeit
Laugh-a while you can, monkey boy
The wisdom of the ancients.
The Witches Of Breastwick
Wittgensteins Poker
The Wizard Of Oz:
The case for Mars
Masters of the universe
Woman in chains.
The Woman In The Window
The woman in white.
Women in skins (6/16/99)
Wonder Boys
Wonders if Demi Moore still needs a bodyguard.
Wooden airships, iron men.
Word And Object
The World Is Not Enough
The world of Kar-Wai Wong.
World Without End
Worlds cutest human.
The World, The Flesh, And The Devil
The world, the flesh, the devil girl.
The World, The Flesh, The Devil
Worlds of the Imperium
Woyzeck:
Art as extreme sport
Dancing on the bar
The writer succumbs to coprophilia (3/16/01)
Wrong skill set.
Wrongfully Accused
The X Files
X The Unknown
X-Men
XXX
The Year of Living Dangerously
Yes, Madam
Yo Grandpa
Yojimbo
You Really Got Me
You will emerge...
You will wind up looking through a pinhole, down upon your knees (2/10/08)
You wish.
Youve Got Mail
You, Doctor Dog
Your cruise director.
Zéro de conduite: Jeunes diables au collège
Zebra Lounge
Zero Effect
Zero For Conduct
Zippy
Zombie hackers of the lost planet
Zombie Spies From Outer Space
Zombies From Pluto
Zoo/A Zed And Two Noughts