Gotta like boobsalot (7/28/01)
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Battle Queen 2020. [Daniel D’or, 1999. Written by Michael Druxman.]
After an errant asteroid drills a hole in the Earth and turns the thermostat down to 75 below, the remnants of humanity retreat to an underground fortress where the upper classes have attained a vampirelike immortality by feeding on the body parts of the lower classes, allowing them to party hearty in perpetuity. Chief courtesan Julie Strain takes issue with this state of affairs and joins the Heroic Resistance, providing her with ample opportunity to kick ass.
The DVD contains a halfhour interview with Ms. Strain, shot at the home in Beverly Hills she shares with her husband Kevin Eastman, creator of the Ninja Turtles. Between the two of them they have, as you might expect, an amazing quantity of junk. — And Julie does admit that, yes, she’s now made so many movies even she is still trying to collect them all on eBay.
____________Fun in a Chinese laundry (7/20/01)
