Just say no-no (1/5/01)
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Scary Movie. [Wayans Brothers, 2000.]
Farts. Bimbo gets stabbed through the breast implant. Dickjoke. Rubbers. Pissing at targets. Snot. Football as male homosexual ritual. Bitches. Teenage frigidity. Blowjobs. Cellphones at the movies. Stoners. Girls’ gym coaches are dykes. Farts. Drool. Retards. Farts. Farts. Fastforward. The end.
____________There’s always a girl in the picture (1/4/01)
