Further adventures of Tom Cruise (2/14/07)
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Jet Li’s Fearless. [Ronny Yu, 2006.]
When some loud braggart tries to put me down
And says his wushu’s great
I say Now wait a minute
What’s the matter buddy, ain’t you seen my kung fu?
It’s Number One in the state.
So be true to your clan now
Just like you would your girl or guy
Trust in your wushu now
And let your bare feet fly
Be true to kung fu.
I got my Shaolin habit like the dope monks wear
It won’t get stuck in my crack
When I get chi a-pumping
I got my head shaved in half and a pigtail that runs
Clear to the small of my back.
So be true to your clan now
Just like you would your girl or guy
Trust in your wushu now
And let your bare feet fly
Be true to kung fu.
On Friday we’ll be jacked up for the death-waiver match
We’re gonna kick some ass
With mantis eagle claw fist
And afterwards be rolling with some bitches and hos
We’re gonna burn some gas
So be true to your clan now
Just like you would your girl or guy
Trust in your wushu now
And let your bare feet fly
Be true to kung fu.
____________Should you decide to accept it? (1/14/07)
