A man and his mullet (4/11/01)
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Virtual Combat. [Andrew Stevens, 1996.]
When a not-particularly-mad but probably misguided scientist discovers that crossing the wires in his cloning experiments will allow the characters in virtual-reality games — notably terminal badass Michael Bernardo and virtual-sex bombshells Athena Massey and Dawn Ann Billings — to materialize from a vat of bubbling green goo and run amuck, Don “The Dragon” Wilson is called in to clean house. — Ah, but does he do windows? Stay tuned.
____________Love at the antipodes (4/1/01)
