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Go, and suck a gopher root
Proposition wooly sheep
Pour piss down a wading-boot
Drop your pants to Miss Bo-Peep
Try and charm a goat with sugar
Pace your room, and pick a booger
And there
Despair
That ever you grew pubic hair.

Knowing it’s no good to brood
Walk to Texas in the rain
Take saltpeter in your food
Paint your dork with Lanocaine
Labor in an ivory tower
Run six miles to a cold shower
Half dead
Abed
Still wish your peter’d turn to lead.

Onanism never palls
Six times daily flail your plug
Set machines to milk your balls
Store your semen in a jug
Though soon you're jaded; ennui
Will wear you to flaccidity
It never works
No picture’s worth a thousand jerks.