A strange adventure of Lemmy Caution (1/12/97)
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Somebody told me the other day that if I just kept looking for a job, I was bound to get one eventually. I said Harold Stassen kept running for President, but he never got the nomination. My interlocutor asked, Who was Harold Stassen? I said, when I started looking for a job, you would have known him as a standing joke. And didn't that say enough.
____________Porch monkeys (12/24/96)
