Vera historia (6/30/99)

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South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut. [Trey Parker, 1999. Written by Parker, Matt Stone, and Pam Brady.]

Canadian filmmakers are determined to have taught foul language to the children of an unspoiled American mountain town and sentenced to death; the Canadian Air Force bombs Hollywood in retaliation, killing the Baldwin family and precipitating a war that is destined to establish the rule of Satan over the Earth. With a variety of remarkable musical numbers, a wristwatch that tells the time in acts, and many celebrity casualties, including Conan O’Brien, Saddam Hussein, the Arquette family, and Kenny. — I don’t think they killed Winona Ryder, but as her attorney I advise her to file suit anyway.

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Dumb and dumber (6/27/99)

Dead again.